masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

by matt1975 September 10, 2012

masturbatorial

of, or relating to actions of a masturbatory nature.

Friend 1: Man my wrist hurts!!
Friend 2: Is it a masturbatorial injury?!
Friend 1: dude....ummm....I think you know what I'm talking about!
Friend 2: A little deep heat and she'll be ready to go again tonight.
Friend 1: wicked!

by Rossco69 May 30, 2006

Masturbatory Skullduggery

You enter a room and sniff that familiar smell of ammonia, a copy of Razzle lies open nearby.There are tissues scattered around the bed and underneath the bed is a vacuum-pump penis developer.All the evidence suggests that someone has been wanking them selves off. But who was it?

This case of Masturbatory Skullduggery becomes more incongruous by the minute, some of these used tissues contain wallpaper paste solution!

by dead fantasist November 26, 2006

female masterbation

putting your finger or fingers in your vegina in and out until pleasured, sprayed out sticky juicy warm cum and screamed like a bitch

I know Becky, I waited for Bob to come over all night long but he didn't. So instead, I fingered myself and ate my cum.

by fuck master June 5, 2003

chemical masterbation

To use/abuse or pleasure oneself with drugs. Usually referring to narcotics or rather hard drugs such as opiates (heroin, morphine oxycodone, methadone, demorol, ect..) or the stronger stimulants such as cocaine, methamphetime or other amphetamine like compounds. And also usually doing so in high excess/abuse.

person a:Man, that cat used to be cool but went over the edge with chemical masterbation
person b: what do you mean?
person a: he went off the deep end shootin coke.
person b: oh yeah your right, he jacked some money from me the other day.

by LeibstandarteAdH (Matt B.) April 1, 2007

masterbatorium

A place of masterbation. Usually a private confined space makes the best masterbatorium.

That shed would make a great masterbatorium!

by likemikexxiii October 25, 2005

female masterbation

watering one's flower. ;)

by Anonymous January 23, 2003