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Ben Lester

An absolute cunt. If you meet a Ben Lester, run. Don’t look back. He will ruin your life. Ben Lester’s are absolute pussies.
Ben Lester just tried to fight me, I kicked his ass with a single poke.
by bob22011 April 3, 2018
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lustarded

The state of being so lustful that you make yourself retarded.
Every time I see Katie I start acting like a tool; she just makes me so lustarded.

Can also be used as lustard - One who is lustarded.
by Crambo January 24, 2008
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Phil Lester

YouTube star AmazingPhil who joked about unicorn cum, cocaine and made glow in the dark slime all in one video. Drinks from a vase and has cereal in a gigantic bowl he calls "average sized".
Phil Lester ignored Daniel Howell's ass on twitter, my skin is clear and my crops are thriving.
by instarbuckswithdan September 3, 2017
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lester

a person with a massive cock and is very beautiful he can get any girl he wants and he can rock anyone who stands in hes way
AMAZIN ITS LESTER
by papichulo69696969696969 September 12, 2019
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luser

A word used often by sysadmin or tech support to describe clueless computer users.

It is said to be a combination of the words "loser" and "user", although also said to be the combination of "lame" and "user".

It is occasionally substituded for "user" in programming as a joke....
There are currently 347 lusers signed in
by ChibiTaryn July 31, 2003
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Uncle Lester

A person, more sprecifically an uncle who molests little kinders until his bones content. He bribes the kinders with tasty treats and when they go for the bait he indudlges his bone and plants eggs in the kinders bellies. He may offer the little juniors toys or sweets but the next thing you know his slick stick is half way up there brown eye, at the point of no return.
Ah jees me and johny were hanging out until some uncle lester cruised up and scooped up Jonny next thing you know Uncle Lester penetrated Johny's crusty flaps with his slippery snake. it was a disaster of epic proportions.
by Dylonater January 20, 2008
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Lester Glasses

Large wire frame eyeglasses usually partially tinted, associated with child molesters.
Dude, you are totally wearing lester glasses.
by E Nigma January 14, 2010
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