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Louisville Lobster Boil

The congregation of more than 6 obese naked women in a hot tub. Not to be confused with a Charleston Clam bake, which includes 3-6 of said women.
I thought my vacation was already bad enough after seeing that Charleston Clam Bake, until I walked in on a Louisville Lobster Boil. Shit smelled awful. I threw up in my mouth.
by Khimp April 17, 2020
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louisville handshake

my cousin and his wife came up for the family reunion and she gave me a Louisville handshake behind the barn.
by nastynikk July 15, 2020
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Louisville tattoo

Something you get when you get hit in the head by a baseball bat.
If you steal from me, I'll give you a Louisville tattoo.
by Karnark August 6, 2020
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The Louisville Slugger

The Louisville Slugger is when you are railing a bitch from behind, either it be ass sex or vaginal sex, and right before the girl is about to orgasm you pull out your louisville slugger baseball bat and knock the hoe out.
booty, sex, orgasm, baseball, fucking, guck, ass, dick, The Louisville Slugger
by 123453jhons09959868 February 14, 2009
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Louisville Liplock

When going down on a chick who hasn't shaved in awhile, and getting your teeth caught in it, providing a lip on twat lip kiss.
My girl didn't shave this week, and I wound up in a Louisville liplock last night.
by Big Egg March 19, 2008
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Louisville Doubler

The act of receiving oral pleasure from a partner who is down on all fours whilst reaching over and behind the oral facilitator and vicariously jamming a louisville slugger baseball bat into his/her anus and working the facilitator with it in a see-saw motion.
Bourbon Wellington, a minion, feeling oppressed by the harsh dictatorship of the Lord Ihop broke into his room with a baseball bat and forced the Lord to submit to a Louisville Doubler until he agreed to be less suppressing of his good people and followers. This ended well for the masses and the Lord Ihop bought all lunch.
by BiggusHungDiccus October 18, 2011
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