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lockdown beard

A phenomenon that occurred over the majority of 2020 where people have grown beards during their time in lockdown during the COVID-19 pandemic (either because they wanted to try a new look, couldn't be bothered to shave or a combination of the two).
"I haven't done much during the last few months, just grew a lockdown beard and that's about it.
by WatcherMark November 4, 2020
mugGet the lockdown beardmug.

Chinese Lockdown

A form of lockdown employed by a government to reduce the spread of an infectious disease, where fully armed Type 99 main battle tanks (MBT) along with an handful of extremely aggressive infantry soldiers park directly outside your doorstep. This method guarantees the elimination of the disease in the areas employed, with overkill.
Yeah man, Bojo should've done a chinese lockdown, not any of this sissy shit.
by Chairman Mao Enthusiast August 23, 2021
mugGet the Chinese Lockdownmug.

lockdownitis

When you are so tired of lockdown you just want to sink into a hole
I have lockdownitis
by frank bob frank January 28, 2021
mugGet the lockdownitismug.

Lockdown

There never was unanimity in respect for any lockdown anywhere. The initial lockdowns are the reason nobody respects them or the people trying to lock everything down.
People saw the lockdown for what it was, a group/entity of people trying to take control of everyone else's lives.
by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020
mugGet the Lockdownmug.

fatal lockdown

shoot someone and then fuck the bullet hole.
keanu: did you hear? gary busey gave his maid the fatal lockdown!

johnny: what a fucking maniac!
by Bob Ravenscroft August 1, 2008
mugGet the fatal lockdownmug.

Lockdown Dog

A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.
“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”

“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer
by SimePieman September 5, 2022
mugGet the Lockdown Dogmug.

lockdown this heat

When you really fuck with someone or something and you gotta lock it down. like you gotta keep it or get it
Shawty so bad, I gotta lockdown this heat.
That Gucci belt be looking fire, I gotta lockdown this heat.
by fuckthispussyboyfuckit March 21, 2019
mugGet the lockdown this heatmug.

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