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rev up the lincoln

to masturbate. A lincoln car is a car that is very long and wide. The rev up part is a term used to explain the back and forth movement of the hand to "rev up" the penis.
I was very bored last night so I decided to rev up the lincoln.
by DinoDAN911 December 29, 2010
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When a man leaves his cock in a woman’s vagina motionless for an extended period of time, thus closing the tunnel and forcing traffic to be redirected to the rear. Schmitt has a plush area designed for this position in season 3 episode 15 of New Girl
“Have you heard of the closure of the Lincoln tunnel? They’re talking about it on New Girl.”
“Of course, here’s an excellent Urban Dictionary definition
“Ooh, now I get it.”
by Footlongsub February 28, 2021
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Lincoln

A word to describe the sexiest man you've ever met, who is usually, very smart, handsome and good and sports and video games (ie, StarCraft)
OMG Jacob IS SOOOOOO Lincoln

i wish my guy were a Lincoln
by Daniolio April 7, 2011
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Senator Lincoln Chafee

A sexual situation wherein one partner (the one to whom the act is being performed) suddenly considers a change in position, but soon thereafter decides not to and then resumes sex. It is often characterized by an uncomfortable, bipartisan tension. Named after the Rhode Island Senator himself.
I was fuckin' my girlfriend in the ass last night when she suddenly pulled a Senator Lincoln Chafee on me. After we resumed, it just wasn't as good anymore
by ZagFag April 25, 2005
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The Lincoln Memorial

When you are getting head, you pull out and then bust on her forehead, and while it is still moist, slam a penny into her forehead so that lincoln is looking at you. Now all you can do is stand and salute the great man.
I was at the 99 cents store the other day, i used my change to do the lincoln memorial to your sister when i got home.
by Jay L January 9, 2006
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Baberaham Lincoln

Dude if she were the president she'd be Baberaham Lincoln!
by JoeyEdge August 21, 2009
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East Lincoln High School

East Lincoln High School isn’t as bad as it all seems except for the fact that the only thing the teachers care about are vapes and dress code. Like damn people if I go to the bathroom and see someone snorting coke off the toilet seat I’m just gonna walk out. Oh and I think there might be some crossbreeding
“Wow we made it on the news, why? We have 164 vapes confiscated in the past 6 months” “well that’s East Lincoln High School for ya”
by Bitch ass shit head November 16, 2018
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