Chinese Lighthouse

pop punk jams from the East Great Falls. They have a song called "The Falls" (Originality is their specialty). All members are in fact Chinese, so don't ask again. The drummer is extremely unfancy due to his years of confinement as lead snare for the marching band. The bassist claims to be an underwater creature specialist. The guitarist is an absolute prick because his balls are made of 100% air. And the frontman....well, he's just a big stocky loser. All 5 members (there's one imaginary one) may be classified as "drakesters" based off of their social media spam sent to the one and only Drake Bell. They are trolls on twitter.

I'm going to see Chinese Lighthouse tonight.

by mega man z400 August 22, 2014

Alec Lightwood

A black haired man with blue/brown eyes. Incredible fighter and parabatai with Jace Herondale. Shipped with Magnus Bane, the ship being Malec. Alec is siblings with Izzy Lightwood. Alec Lightwood is a bean that must be protected at all costs.

PersonA: "What's your favourite ship?"
PersonB: ~whips out scroll~ "Let's see..my MOST favourite is Malec, a ship between Alec Lightwood and Magnus Bane.

by Sexy_Mother_Fucker July 18, 2018

red fire light

Alternative name for the vagina. Used because the vagina looks like a flame, is warm, and gives life.

Oh you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside that red fire light
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

by sortashy1 March 22, 2017

purple lightsaber

A bad-ass lightsaber belonging to the baddest mutha-fuckin' Jedi ever. Mace Windu.

Guy: Which lightsaber is it?
Mace Windu: The one that says 'bad mutha-fucka' on it.
Guy: What?
MW: The purple lightsaber, mutha-fucka, do you see it?!

by Jesse Biesecker January 22, 2007

Red Light Fever

The feeling of nervousness whenever recording a track in the booth of a music studio, i.e recording a guitar riff or solo and feeling nervous about messing up.

We were laying down some guitar tracks for our new song but I messed up on a few of the riffs because I had Red Light Fever.

by Riffmaster320 February 19, 2011

Diarrhea Christmas Lights

Explosive squirts filled with colourful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.

Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok

by Screaming_Egg April 1, 2020

Ligeia

a siren of legend whose hypnotic song of erotically arousing lyrics of threesomes inspires stone-like erections in hapless men, followed by an all consuming desire to devour her pussy at great length, then pound it into submission doggystyle until she wails in ecstacy

Dude, did you see that girl? She just looked at me and I jizzed in my pants...what a Ligeia!

by Maurius February 3, 2010