lid baby

Stick a pin in it, with a baby no one wants.

Yeah, after Cassandra’s LID BABY I just couldn’t align with her cohort.

by Flatttttt_Stanley November 2, 2023

Dog Food Lid

When reversed, it spells "dildo of god."

Person 1: Got a dog food lid?
Person 2: Yeah, totally.
*immense sexual actions occur*

by SirQTPie June 17, 2015

Shit the Lid

Aka jumping the gun. When someone is prairie dogging for a long time and can not hold it any longer. They run to the tiolet and don't have enough time to think. They sit down, shit, but do not realize they didn't lift the lid. Therefore making a mess all over the lid, bowl, and/or walls.

Jermaine: Did you hear bout Dwayne?
Jamal: Ya i heard, he was so pissed drunk he shit the lid.
Labron: Damn bro that gross, now i gots to clean that shit up.

by I soiled myself January 8, 2011

The squid is on the lid

When the squid is on the lid, the secret is safe.

Don’t tell Daniel about Luisa being in love with him, the squid is on the lid.

by Dlindh March 27, 2019

salami lid

it ain't gon fit

"the salami lid ain't gon fit (gon fit)"

by kyoz' August 23, 2020

Flip your lid

To suddenly go crazy or become angry. Origin was based on the observation that water boiling in a pot could bubble so violently as to "flip the lid" off the pot, leading to the analogy of a human becoming so angry as to "flip their lid". It was later generalized to mean any sudden change in emotional state.

Dude, all I did was show you the latest financial report, no need to flip your lid and start screaming at me!

by steevithak February 14, 2017

Full Lid

Popularized by CJ in The West Wing and used by the real US press secretary to signify that there is no more news to be given to the press. Saying "that's a full lid" is a neat way of telling someone you are done talking about something or have finished taking questions.

Thank you for your questions, that's a full lid

by oh_hai_mark April 5, 2011