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Leftist returnism

When leftists return home to get their parents to pay for dental.
Out of that context, it’s cheap, leftist returnism.
by CoolDudery69 February 20, 2024
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Leftist returnism

When leftists return home to get their parents to pay for dental.
I just think the struggle makes the moments beautiful. Out of that context it’s cheap, leftist returnism.
by CoolDudery69 February 20, 2024
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Leftist

A left-wing douchebag who is a completely retarded moron. Generally, Leftists come in three forms: Slight Leftist, Average Leftist, and Anarchic Leftist. The Slight Leftist generally doesn’t know much, but they will tend to agree with all left-wing ideology and refute any other ideas, yet they do not have the threat of intelligent takeover on their side. The Average Leftist is your typical, run-of-the-mill Leftist, who agrees wholeheartedly with left ideas, yet they are more open to confrontation and try (but fail) to defend themselves. Like the Slight Leftist, they are not quite intelligent, but they pose more of a threat. The Anarchic Leftist is the most dangerous and destructive of the main three, with sophisticated intelligence (but poor judgment and wisdom) and a strong cling to ideological superiority. They often use their pure evil to land a spot on the government, like our own president, except he seems to lack much intelligence, so he employed the smarter ones to do his dirty work. If you ever meet the Anarchic Leftist, beware.
Leftists are not smart. A left-wing person is probably not a Leftist, but don’t take your chances with ‘em.
by I.E.I. Industries March 6, 2024
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Leftist

A person who suffers from feelings of inferiority and tendencies for oversocialization.
guy 1: I’m a Leftist.
guy 2: cool.
guy 1: sorry, that term is offensive as it carries masculine connotations, I prefer the term “beautiful
guy 2: cool
by Bonerong5009 June 18, 2024
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Leftist-Hitler

A very very very 'woke' person. You feel the need to walk on egg-shells and they have a stick up their ass.
"He was being leftist-Hitler"
by Vibe#4 March 18, 2025
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Leflasterating

Leflasterating is when someone inserts edible items into someones anus, leaving it there for 24 hours making sure the person whos anus if filled with the item(s) isn't defecating for at least 24 hours then they shit it out. after the item has exited out the anus both partys will cum on the edible item
Josh and bill made plans to leflasterating after lunch
by xxxxxxxxxx123 April 23, 2025
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Leftist Ethology

A broad leftist approach to ethology—examining how animal behavior studies can be informed by leftist values: cooperation, equality, anti-hierarchy, and ecological awareness. Leftist Ethology asks: What if we studied animals not for lessons about competition, but for lessons about cooperation? What if we questioned hierarchy rather than naturalizing it? What if ethology served ecological understanding rather than capitalist ideology? Leftist Ethology doesn't impose politics on science; it notices that all science has political implications, and asks what kind of politics we want our science to serve.
"They study alpha wolves to justify human hierarchy. Leftist Ethology studies cooperative breeding, mutual aid, and egalitarian animal societies. Same animals, different questions. Science isn't neutral; it reflects values. Leftist values ask different questions and find different answers. Ethology can serve domination or liberation; leftist ethology chooses liberation."
by Dumu The Void March 3, 2026
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