Leaving an Orphan

Usually performed by defecating in someones toilet other than your own. Then you carefully leave the bathroom and look for somewhere else to wipe. The next person in the bathroom is stunned to see the "orphans" in the toilet. May also be tastefully displayed by first lining the toilet water with carefully folded toilet paper, thereby ensuring your orphans won't drown.

After the golf game I poached in Dr. Hook's bathroom and left an orphan for him.

by Pete North February 3, 2005

Banana Leaves

One of many terms used to talk about marijuana secretly.

Dude! Let's get some banana leaves tonight!

by Brizzle Mynizzle April 26, 2008

Tea Leaves

Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.

Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.

Tea leaves - ow.

Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......

Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.

by iAteUrSandwich November 14, 2011

leave it to beaver

dont worry about it; it will be okay; chill the fuck out, son, youre screaming.

no one really says it. but if they did, they would probably be like 'Hey, leave it to beaver. its all gravy, baby.'

by EviLCorey December 24, 2003

Leave It To Kait

The coolest band around.

"I Leave It To Kait."

"Who's Kait?"
"Fuck you! That's who!"

by HiImKait March 24, 2010

leave a stinky

To leave a shit that is unexpectedly stinky and intentionally failing to flush the loo afterward; the unflushed poo really fucking reeks and makes the bathroom stink to high heaven.

Johnny retaliated for his mother asking him to clean his room by going into the bathroom to leave a stinky.

by Telephony February 15, 2019

hit and leave

meaning you are going to fuck a girl and then leave her.

homeboy: "aye u gon' get her pregnant?"
fuckboy: "nahhh imma hit and leave"

by iwantfood379 March 15, 2018