eternity leave

A mother, who once has realized that staying home is infinitely better than going back to work goes on "eternity leave".

Alison never returned to work after the first baby she is on eternity leave.

by AlisonG May 15, 2007

Banana Leaves

One of many terms used to talk about marijuana secretly.

Dude! Let's get some banana leaves tonight!

by Brizzle Mynizzle April 26, 2008

Tea Leaves

Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.

Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.

Tea leaves - ow.

Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......

Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.

by iAteUrSandwich November 14, 2011

leave it to beaver

dont worry about it; it will be okay; chill the fuck out, son, youre screaming.

no one really says it. but if they did, they would probably be like 'Hey, leave it to beaver. its all gravy, baby.'

by EviLCorey December 24, 2003

Leave It To Kait

The coolest band around.

"I Leave It To Kait."

"Who's Kait?"
"Fuck you! That's who!"

by HiImKait March 24, 2010

wiping with leaves

Trying to avoid wiping your ass with your hand and not using poison ivy, oak, etc.

I was about to shit my pants in the deer stand so I climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so I didn't have shit on my asshole!

by Squirrel nest 4000 December 19, 2015

Leaving lolzvegas

when something is really funny, but suddenly gets really awkward

ohhh Leaving Lolzvegas.

by Birdie Sinclair June 21, 2010