Lifelong Learning

A flowery term for “learning until you die,” when the government would rather spend tax payers’ money upgrading its citizens’ intellectual health than paying for their poor mental or physical health.
Lifelong learning is the buzzword these days, because training institutes and universities, which are all hungry to get a decent share in the continuing education market, can reap an obscene amount of money with their sexy marketing.
by MathPlus December 16, 2017
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Learning Wall

A learning experience where the fail that takes place in an attempt to achieve an objective is at a scale large enough to prevent another attempt of the said task even though the new information in hindsight would have ensured the success of the original task.
Jason: "Did you hear that Matt went bankrupt 3 months after starting that new business?"

Vin: "Yeah, started the whole thing on credit cards and didn't make the sales he expected, that was a learning wall for him"
by BlatesFacePalm September 05, 2011
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surf-learn

The process of learning by means of casually surfing the internet.
Tim spent two hours today surf-learning car intakes and hacking Tivos.
by Mike D. January 17, 2005
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Remote Learning

A piece of shit alternative to in-person learning and the fact that colleges won't reduce the tuition even a little bit is obscene.

It's a fucking joke and there will probably be a reckoning for universities once COVID-19 is alleviated.
College is so rewarding and engaging in-person, but remote learning fucking sucks and students are sick of getting ripped off!
by Soul_Driver March 05, 2021
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Sam Learning

A website that helps in GCSE revision used by most schools - we all love it !!!
Bob : Hey have u been revisin
Bob2 : Yes sam learning its brill
by Bob 23 June 04, 2007
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Distance learning

Distance learning is when a couple is separated and the woman takes the house and the man has an apartment while she is trying to teach him how to act.
"Honey, when will I be able to move back in?"

"This semester's distance learning course will be over in 4 months. Love ya, babe."
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
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Learn French

Guys, I go offline, I have to learn french
by TheREALSaltyAlpaca April 08, 2021
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