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OH SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*
by datboi101lol March 1, 2021
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Sony Launch Syndrome

When distribution networks are wholly unprepared for the launch of a new product.
We need to ensure that our servers can handle millions of concurrent clients at launch or we might suffer from Sony Launch Syndrome and lose many of our day-one customers.
by xyzentw November 22, 2020
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Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch
My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.
by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024
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Launch the Beast

A powerful catch phrase with the ability to tell everyone in the surrounding area that something amazing is about to happen. When you launch the beast the phrase has to be said to let everyone know that the beast is being launched and this will get everyone watching. Commonly used right before a bungee jump.
Holy shit check out that guy hes about to launch the beast!
by Rambo Jambo June 14, 2010
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Paperlike launch

A paperlike launch is a product launch that seems like a paper launch, but not actually is. The product is released on the day of the launch, however, due to outstanding demand and lack of supply, not many products eventually get shipped.
NVIDIA's release of the 3090 Ti really was a paperlike launch, bro.
by jortpepe April 28, 2022
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Launch the duck

Refers to taking shit, and letting the duck that’s causing the quacking noises from your ass out...
Whoops! Sorry about that. I guess I need to launch the duck!
by Coupster74 March 26, 2020
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launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off
“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”
by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020
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