Labadeath

A death in Super Smash Bros. that is the result of bad luck and stupid play.

Bobby: I keep getting shit on. I've already had three labadeaths!

by supersmasher92 December 11, 2010

warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.

12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.

by 13AHH December 11, 2008

Black Label

Any fan attending any Lamb of God show in the last nine years has had absolute confidence in one aspect of the set list: they’re going to close with “Black Label.” It has been such a staple for the band that I can say with utmost certainty that should they continue for another nine years, this song will never go unplayed. Why would they rob their fans of the perfect closer? From the tension building intro with that insistent piccolo snare (dundundun pop pop pop pop pop pop dun dundun) to the crippling breakdown, there is so much finality in the song that an encore would undermine it completely. It’s the damn encore-annihilator! This is your last chance to dance, motherfuckers!!! This song makes teenagers want to rush each other to butt heads. When I was just a wee sprite and I first saw the video, I thought I had finally discovered death metal. “Black Label” is violently heavy.

"Last chance to dance motherfuckers, you know what to do. This one's called Black Label!!"

by wallofdeath November 13, 2009

laba

Romanian word for "masturbation"

"O iau la laba"
"I'm masturbating"

by fakee May 24, 2005

labadie

a really hot guy who looks good in most of the clothes he wears...whether it be a black shirt that is really brown, or a blue striped shirt that is not the Pistons blue, or simply white like the white man he be!

That Labadie sure does look HOT in that shirt, but it woud look hotter on my floor!!

by December Mercedes December 28, 2008

Russian Lablemaker

A shotgun that is loaded with shells that have had the shot replaced with scrabble letters that have had their corners rounded off.

I stamped that bitch with my Russian lablemaker.

by El Diablo Maximus December 18, 2006

Post Label

Though in a manner hypocritical, a 'label' for those who choose not to define themselves (i.e. punk, hipster, crust metalhead, skinhead, hippie, gangsta etc...)

Anthony listens to many genres of music, wears various styles of clothing, and doesn't limit himself to one particular style of living, thus, its possible that he considers himself post label.

by Laura Sue October 23, 2008