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Pipi Longstocking that hoe

when yo hit that shit from behind and you grab her pig tails while you stab it with your pork sword, and you pull the pig tails.
She be likin when I, " Pipi Longstocking that hoe".
by grand master third June 7, 2009
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Lungeback Season

When a man wimps out to make a move, lunge, on the particular girl he fancy's and is given another opportunity.
A: Hey did you end up seeing that girl again?

B: Ya!

A: Did you lunge her this time?

B: No

A: Why? It was lungeback season!!!
by Vita day May 19, 2013
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Latina Lunes

The day of the week that men take time to appreciate the presence of latin women. Derived from the Spanish word for Monday and the word for a person of hispanic descent. Celebrated every monday.
Person 1: I can’t wait for Latina Lunes.
Person 2: Me too bro. I think I’m going to finally ask Lucina out.
Person 1: I think I’ll just get off to a hispanic pornstar this week.
by Cometoafrica October 28, 2019
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lundstrom

always the sexiest people in the world. without lundstroms in the world, beauty would eventually vanish, and everyone would turn homosexual.
guy: hey babe, i was wondering if you wanted to touch my penis sometime?
girl: sorry, you look like a fagget. i only touch "lundstrom" penises.
by mclovin is the baby makah January 12, 2012
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Longshafting

Named after the great Edward Longshaft, who was famous for the use of his extremely large member and his excessive thrusting that accompanied it in his bedroom antics. The term longshafting refers to any pelvic thrust over 2 feet in length during sexual intercourse. It does not have to be accompanied by a 2 foot member, and should be used cautiously as it can result in serious harm for those involved. The pile driver is the most efficient and safest position to use when learning the skill of longshafting.
"Hey, you know that girl from town the other night? We went back to hers and it got freaky. She had to bite down on her own arm when i started longshafting her."

"It has a major bend to the right in it cause i broke it one time when i was longshafting my ex girlfriend."
by AJ Phlare August 19, 2009
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Lung Bitching

The act of annoying people by coughing excessively.
“I think Joe has bronchitis he won’t stop coughing
“No, he’s just a lung bitching pussy. I wish he was dead”
by MeDabeast December 28, 2011
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Lung bees

When you've got hanahaki disease, but it's spring and all the bees are trying to get into your mouth
Guy 1: Damn, this hanahaki disease is horrible. I can't stop thinking about the person I love, and i keep coughing flowers up everywh-

Guy 2: Just wait until you get bees in your mouth. Lung bees!

Guy 1: Excuse me?
by Rj_is_Okay December 19, 2019
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