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A prestigious title given only to those who have devoted their lives so willingly and purposely to Japanese Hentai and the use of Lolis in their daily lives that the world of sex has become a mere point in his hand.
His legendary abilities are known to be vast. Such include
1. The ability to emulate every possible moan from every hentai anime ever in existence.
2. To have "trained" countless real life lolis.
3. To project a realistic version of anime lolicon onto real life little sisters.
4. Complete control over "body reactions" to perverted stuff, attained from the immunity that he has developed from indulging so heavily in hentai. (Although he never exerts this control)
5. Has a garrison of lolis chained to the wall in his basement.
6. Has a "firin his lazar" capability surpassing DR. OCTAGONNACUM
7. Loves lolis! Duh.
Notice how pronoun was "he". Females have a different version of this title, namely Hentai Lolicon Queen.
His legendary abilities are known to be vast. Such include
1. The ability to emulate every possible moan from every hentai anime ever in existence.
2. To have "trained" countless real life lolis.
3. To project a realistic version of anime lolicon onto real life little sisters.
4. Complete control over "body reactions" to perverted stuff, attained from the immunity that he has developed from indulging so heavily in hentai. (Although he never exerts this control)
5. Has a garrison of lolis chained to the wall in his basement.
6. Has a "firin his lazar" capability surpassing DR. OCTAGONNACUM
7. Loves lolis! Duh.
Notice how pronoun was "he". Females have a different version of this title, namely Hentai Lolicon Queen.
<Hentai Lolicon Overlord> stabdude01: My fellow followers, today is the day that we purge the world of their sinful reality sex. Lolicon is good. Lolicon is the law. Everyone will come to realize the divinity of Hentai. Onwards, my horny brothers. With the horny sisters under the Hentai Lolicon Queen, we will reclaim mere aspirations from the realm of dreams to the world of anime reality. For the future!
Otaku Army: All heil stabdude01!
Otaku Army: All heil stabdude01!
by HowTragic January 23, 2011
Refers to the logical thinking patterns that all mothers seem to share.
Please note that mom logic actually refers to a lack of logic.
Please note that mom logic actually refers to a lack of logic.
by Hof September 9, 2006
Get the mom logic mug.Contrary to popular belief, "loli' is NOT the abbreviation for "lolicon".
In Japan, a "Lolicon" refers to a person, usually a man, who enjoys looking at young girls(loli), be it sexually or not.
These lolicons are usually depicted as perverted people.
In Japan, a "Lolicon" refers to a person, usually a man, who enjoys looking at young girls(loli), be it sexually or not.
These lolicons are usually depicted as perverted people.
by ryuusuke October 11, 2013
Giving an award as part of encouragement or anticipation, despite the basis on which it is supposed to be awarded.
1. Obama winning the Nobel Peace prize, despite being nominated less than two weeks after assuming office.
2. Failing student: Teacher, May I have an A for the semester?
Teacher: Why should I?
Failing Student: I believe it will motivate me to get an A in the next semester.
Teacher (using Nobel Logic): Alright, you have an A. However I expect you to get an A next semester.
Failing student: Unfortunately, I already have an A, so I don't really need to try next semester, I am already satisfied.
2. Failing student: Teacher, May I have an A for the semester?
Teacher: Why should I?
Failing Student: I believe it will motivate me to get an A in the next semester.
Teacher (using Nobel Logic): Alright, you have an A. However I expect you to get an A next semester.
Failing student: Unfortunately, I already have an A, so I don't really need to try next semester, I am already satisfied.
by notonthenobelcommittee October 10, 2009
Get the Nobel Logic mug.used by Jordans worldwide, a kind of twisted logic which only makes sense to Jordans or close personal freinds of such people, who have, over time, become accustomed to this odd use of langauge.
also known as Jordan-Slang, Jordan Rhyming-Slang, or most commonly "what the fuck? speak normally you twat."
also known as Jordan-Slang, Jordan Rhyming-Slang, or most commonly "what the fuck? speak normally you twat."
"in a beef lizard"
in short, translated means:
"in a beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.
"Lizard" - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sounds like while.
so, in short, "in beef lizard" is translated into "in a while"
For example:
"Jordan 'insert last name here', are you coming out?"
"In beef lizard"
"Okay what time?"...etc
This is a simple explanation of Jordan-Logic
in short, translated means:
"in a beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.
"Lizard" - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sounds like while.
so, in short, "in beef lizard" is translated into "in a while"
For example:
"Jordan 'insert last name here', are you coming out?"
"In beef lizard"
"Okay what time?"...etc
This is a simple explanation of Jordan-Logic
by Tom Metcalfe November 23, 2006
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