could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010

Lilly Lagger

someone who sits on their ass all day, like a frog sitting on a lilly pad.

a lazy person. slacker, incompetent.

stop being a lilly lagger and do some work. Get off your lilly pad and make yourself useful.

by EZEASY May 20, 2010

Jeg Lagger

Jeg Lagger, is a Fat kid called Emre Sahan

JEG LAGGER, JEG RIVER DiNE KNOGLER OP KNÆKKE BRØD

by Bibu123 April 29, 2019

loggerhead

A gigantic turd left in the toilet.

Whoever left the loggerhead in here, needs to learn the meaning of flush!

by Barbie2277 October 13, 2005

nug lugger

n. a person who brings you the dankness

My dude Russ is a serious nug lugger, he'll be over in 20 minutes with the chronic nuggies.

by The Muss Muscle May 18, 2006

. . . if only bananas were longer. . .

A conversational endpoint that you use when some little whiny worm is complaining to you and you are sick of it. Will often belittle complainer and give complain-ee a defining sense of satisfaction.

Whining little worm: Ughhhh, I got dirty snow on my Uggs, and my cell phone is broken, and things are really hard at home with my parents and ugh I'm just so stressed!

Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .

Whining Little Worm: *Silence*

by Pi@noguy January 13, 2011

Lagger

A lagger is someone who has a horrid internet connection and lags (slows) up a game and creates problems and annoyances for the other gamers.

Sometimes laggers lag on purpose to create an unfair advantage over their opponents. There are methods and ways to lag a game so that people can't see what they're doing - yet the lagger can still play normal. This is considered cheating and if caught, the players will be banned or suspended from playing.

Lagging, whether it be on purpose or just because you're poor, is frowned upon in the gaming world.

Lagger: get ready i'm gonna standby now and lag the game!

Lagger's Team: Yay!

Legit Team: Dumb noobs.

by Proem March 8, 2010