A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020
Crazy,Crazy,Crazy again. Fun to be around. Always worried if her hair looks OK. Kinda cool. Wierd( in a good way).
by msah November 07, 2008
Sex-crazed gaze of man who sits in the corner of cheap pubs on his own, usually a wetherspoons, leering intently at young girls after drinking four pints of Stella. Frequently someone with previous convictions who has had trouble with the bouncers.
God look at the lacey stare on that guy, he's terrifying all the blart in here and he's only been in here half an hour.
by fathandsman April 06, 2011
Laceys are very creepy
by Unkown names April 03, 2019
A complete nasty bitch. Most of the time she never cares what people think of her. She is usually really fat and she fcking terrible to be around. She is a hipecrit
by Ya_You_just_got_named January 22, 2019
by laysea October 24, 2008
Two people who have always ment to be together but always fight. Almost like Romeo and Juliet, they love eachother but friends and family are getting in the way. All they want is to be together but no one will let them
by vahjayjayc4 February 07, 2009