Kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabbergasted that you want to smash your face in with a watermelon

M3rk was beyond flabbergasted, kwomphotated even

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by Booper dooper January 20, 2020

Kompow

a term used for thick, rough-necked, hick-like town people in rural areas. Usually these people are squat, muscular and grow copious, untamed facial hair. Not to be confused with a redneck.

Also known to some better populated areas as a grease-monkey, or monkey-wrench.

That guy over there in the carhartt with grease globbed in his beard is a real Kompow.

by Nnifer August 4, 2007

kwopped

To be taken away.

Got kwopped by the fuzz.

by TPat418 January 28, 2009

klomp

Defines a situation, sometimes a person, which/who is so bad and so out of line that it/she/he is much less than unsatisfactory

a. Situation. The Afghan War is a total KLOMP because we cannot win it and like in Vietnam we will lose thousands of good people whom we could have had at home to revive our country.

b. Person. Governor Palin is a KLOMP for not filling out her term of office and manipulating the people's election effort.

by Ace Hummer July 19, 2009

kompal

klockers on mikeys pink aaaaim lips

i got bare kompal today when we were sat in geography class

by matt lad May 17, 2011

kompal

Klockers On Mikeys Pink Aaaiiim Lips

To see somebodys big pink lips make repeatedly strange shapes.

Did u see that guy? I got kompal on him!

by mattlad May 17, 2011

krompy

biggest bitch ever

shes such a krompy

by chickkrensss July 28, 2016