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Krystal

A white trash truck stop gutter slut who smells like dead hooker pussy.

Syn: Booger Wolf
Did you see that Krystal drop her pipe?

Remember that Krystal everyone ran a train on? She's on meth again.
by Vivid Entertainment June 26, 2017
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Krystal

Shes a total and utter bitch. She'll flirt with your man, sleep with him, flirt with him until she gets him. She pretends to like you, but really, she hates you. Shes fake and ugly. She acts all ghetto and acts like her problems are deathly. Theres nothing beautiful about her. Shes a lady that will settle for the worst. She can do better, but instead, she wants a filthy piece of trash that isnt worth anyones time and plays with your heart. Shes an ugly whore who needs to be put back in her place
"dude, did you hear what julie did?"

"no! What'd she do?!"

"she fucked emilys boyfriend!"

"yup. Shes a total krystal"
by jonakwpla May 3, 2014
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Krystal

A stripper who is described as extremely flexible and is talented af SPITTERS R QUITTERS
My friend Krystal is such a whore
by Knowagable bitch March 20, 2019
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Krystal

It's like Crystal but spelled like a douche.
Krystal? Like with a "K"? ...Lame
by MaybeJose March 16, 2014
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Krystal

a fat ugly beast of a girl. she has no confidence and takes out her issues by trying to put others down and starting hella drama. She also lies about everything. She weighs about 200lbs atleast has frog eyes a horse mouth and waddles everywhere.
Shes the worst type of person in the world, shes a krystal.
by honest-lil-snark December 7, 2010
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Krystal

Whores that likes to fuck people all the time she'll only want you for you dick to be stuck in her
"Ally" did you hear that Lesley had sex with Layla's boyfriend

"Blake"she's a tittle krystal
by VGk667886 May 14, 2017
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Krystal Ass-Burgers

Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".
You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
by @Tex February 3, 2019
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