Kristy

Don’t ever talk to one or become friends with one. An absolute evil person. Tries to steal your parents and lives in your house and brings 2 mutts that look just like her cause they’re all dogs. Pretends she knows everything, if you need a mechanic she’s your girl, if you need a hairdresser, she’s your girl, if you need an accountant she’s your girl, if you need a carer she’s your girl, if you need your dog to be a sheepdog or even your cat she’s your girl. If you want your car crashed she’s your girl, if you like girls that don’t wash she’s your girl. If you want your clothes stolen, she’s your girl.

Doing the #Kristy

by Kristyloversrus November 23, 2021

kristy cook

Cheats on all her mans and takes loads of seman and loves juicy cock from number 18 quarterback

kristy cook love anal

by Alex baugh January 23, 2024

Kristy

A phagocyte who assumes everyone's gender, sexuality and is a big f word

Ur such a Kristy

by 👌shaggy👌 June 12, 2018

kristy delauder

Known noodle thief.

Beware of Kristy DeLauder on Thanksgiving. She will take ALL the noodles for herself.

by kuhmeelyun April 7, 2017

Kristi

It means short.

Ah she's so Kristi.

by MoonChildyes November 22, 2021

Kristy and Jorge

True love, once in a lifetime love, sexy couple, will make it threw anything power couple ask anyone

Wish I could be like Kristy and Jorge!

by anonymous November 6, 2023

Kristy G

A red headed bitch with herpes, who wont tell you she has it. She will also steal your money and say a baby's yours when its really not.

Concerned Friend: "Man that bitch pulled a Kristy G on you".

Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!

by Karma4u September 17, 2013