Kristian

worst guy ever, not funny, smells bad and sucks at everything

Damn I wouldn't want to be Kristian

by DJ Ar November 10, 2020

Kristian

Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world

Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Kristian

A person who may have extreame self worth issues and my lie about what they know, like lying about knowing how many volts a battery holds and only mention it after the information is found in order to always have the right answer. And may as well put down/ sabotage friends in order to make them appear more mature.

Wait, Kristian you knew that my alternator was what was wrong with my car all along how come you didn't say anything?

by GuyManDudeHomosapian May 19, 2022

Kristian Walker

Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only committed to one girl... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you

“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “I’m committed to someone else”

by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018

Karl Kristian

Karl Kristian is a penis, who likes to play spiderman is rich and likes to play fotball. Karl kristians friends calls him kk, KK is a ginger❤️

She say I want a KK like Karl Kristian «you News a kk»

by Lovepug99summer October 9, 2018

Kristian Walker

Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only committed to one girl... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you

“OMG KRISTIAN WALKER YOURE SO HOT” “I’m committed to someone else”

by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018

Kristian

He is the man of your dreams! His body is so beautiful and his dick is soooooo big! He is funny and crazy but he is also cute lovely! He is only yours! Girls keep an eye on your Kristian and kill all girls who look at him! Never let him go! He is your future!

i love you Kristian

by weloveyou333 January 2, 2017