Keenen

A kid who is in all of my classes at school..

Mr.Ford..are you stalking me?

by ISS November 19, 2003

Kareened

The feeling you get the morning after a night of binge drinking.

I went out drinking last night...after 15 beers, my friends made me drink five cherry bombs. I puked on the dance floor and was carried to the cab by the bouncer.

Dude, I'm all kareened this morning.

by dwade1979 May 2, 2011

keeneth

An ugly ass guy in your core classes who doesn't do his work in class , & did i mention hes ugly .. yeah .

Also he's a bitch .

MARIA : Have you talked to keeneth ?
JOEL : No why ?
MARIA : Cause he's being a bitch .

by - ur fave December 19, 2017

poptarts are not kleenex

A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"

Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.

by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino April 13, 2016

John Kreese'd

To be John Kreese'd is to be bent over with laughter, as if you were creased (like a piece of paper). It is a play on words - Kreese/Crease.

Sensei John Kreese being from the Karate Kid Trilogy.

I was John Kreese'd at the thought of that wheelbarrow getting nicked.

by Grazor Gramon June 26, 2006

keenest

When someone is really "keen" to do something

Will is the keenest to do belle

by theonecalamari October 13, 2013

keener

An individual that is obessessed with homework yet still finds time to party it up and party they do.

It's a Friday night and Jaymie is drunk, but the party is dying down so they pull out their homework. Therefore Jaymie is a keener.
OR
"I was studying for fun earlier let's get plastered now!" < that would be a keener talking or Jaymie
OR
"You're a keener" or "What a keener" (refering to jaymie or taylor)
OR
"WTH Taylor is on the principals list but got so drunk that her hangover resulted in taking half an hour to walk a block and sitting in 5 different puddles along the way" TAYLOR WOULD BE A KEENER.

by Gemini Dorian March 27, 2007