King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022

King Kong's fist

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.

Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.

by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025

king kongs cock

Pressing a bunch of hash together to make a paper to make a 100% Doobie

What should we call this Douglas?
King kongs cock

by Basedcrimzon January 19, 2024

sannue king kong

sannue is a women who as the strength of a 10000000 thousand pound man she is also monstrous

sannue king kong just picked deebo up

by sannaue April 10, 2022

King Kong

King Kong, but most people know him as mega simp.

Bruh King Kong is such a mega simp, he climbed the empire state building just to die to a few old planes!

by KFC_Console February 6, 2021

King Kong

An aggresive man that beats his wife,
A racist term to call black people Ape's, or
A way to call someone overly buff(steroids).

That Nigga look like King Kong.

by JazNimnree February 6, 2021

King kong choker

A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.

Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.

by krisholio March 31, 2022