kingpinner

What the hell is a kingpinner?!

Uncle: You are going to be a kingpinner

Me: Wtf is a kingpinner

by The Kingpinner May 26, 2023

Douche Kinase

An individual who, because of the intensity of their douchyness, makes others around them more douchebag like.

Dan is such a douche kinase I think he's making me a douche.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.

by Unfortunate D-Bag October 5, 2011

to kiknap

to 'kidnap'a person on Kik and forcibly add them to a group they don't want to be in

I wasn't very happy happy the other day when someone tried to kiknap me a few times.

by Sexydimma November 27, 2017

butterfly kidnappers

i swear to god if you see a butterfly you better run and hide they are coming to get you. they take you to their secret lair and turn you into a butterfly they are trying to take over the world.

person 1: OMFG ITS A BUTTERFLY!!

person 2: Well, it looks like its gonna kidnap us i guess we're gonna die i never liked you anyway.

person 1: wow okay thats just amazing jerry you know what?? SCREW YO--*gets kidnapped by butterfly

butterfly: teehee

butterfly kidnappers:

by won._.ton December 15, 2018

Consensual Kidnapping

A strangely popular tag on Archive Of Our Own (AO3) with at least eighty works with it as a tag.
A kidnapping that is consensual; whether for sexual reasons or otherwise.

John: "Hey, I read a really funny fic on AO3 today!"
Amy: "Yeah? What were the tags?"
John: "One of them was 'Consensual Kidnapping' lmao"

by ASliceOfTea May 3, 2022

KingPin

The king.
A person who rules all, A person who is the best of the best.

by da Man January 17, 2003

kina Talaki

She ain't stank too much but loves her fucking food. If you see her eating a dick don't be surprised because she is probs on her period and can do anal rn so call back when u can. She loves a good meal from Maccas and her order stays the same a mcdick and a large frozen cum from sogoman.. you'll often find her fucking Ronald Mcdonald in the children's hospital bathrooms, even sometimes a threesome with the sick kids with cancer. kina is part deaf from all the cum in her ears blocking her from hearing u. DONT FORGET TO CUM IN HER ARMPITS !... also make sure u tell her to shave that big bush on that floppy pussy otherwise you'll be getting some herpes !!!!!! there are so many creases and flabbs in her pussy u dont know which ones the hole to stick it in.

Sick kid- "wheres Ronald"
doctor- "fucking kina Talaki"
Ronald - "JESUS CHRIST, WHATS THIS SHIT IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR CREASE?"

by poppyohpoo November 27, 2019