Kermit The Communist

A 2011 Muppets movie the Muppets were exposed for being communist, even Kermit.

today I saw the movie and Kermit the communist was in it

by RandomPig7 June 9, 2018

kermitation

When you want to Kermit sewer side but you can’t because you need to keep worshipping your idol kermit the frog

kermitting

kermitation, EX: i wish i could just kermitate myself

by kermitISking September 18, 2018

Kermit the flog

This act involves traditionally a large green frog, if unavailable any old frog or toad will do. First hold the frog in one hand and as you squeeze it the mouth will open creating a vessel for your spunk. Now jack off vigorously until the point of ejaculation, aim and shoot your hot load into kermits mouth. Hence the title Kermit the flog.

Brendon: aha ! I have caught myself another green tree frog.

Jack: What will you do with it Brendon?
Brendon: Stand back and watch me kermit the flog this little fella !
Jack: i hope its female !
Brendon: i dont...

by Frank Fontain April 16, 2019

keycia

keycia is a person duh

hey its keycia

by hello20 January 31, 2020

Kenmianity

Kenmianity is a religion worshipping god Kenma Kozume. People in this religion say “KENKA 💛” as a blessing to others

“I converted to Kenmianity, KENKA 💛”

by K3nma October 30, 2020

kermits.bigshlong

The meme page with the largest shlong in existence and is doing your mom with that shlong. They will also supply weed to you and are the sweetest person ever with EXQUISITE taste in music. They are also unnecessarily hilarious.

If your mom is a milf she's probably had seggs with kermits.bigshlong

by meme template fairy 🧚 July 1, 2021

Kemi

She is rich

Smart

Fashionista and most of all
Taller than you by 1 cm

person 1: KEMI I NEED MONEY.
Kemi: YES BESTIE.

by kemisbestie January 5, 2022