Kentucky Fucking Chicken

Some food that someone doesn't like.

"Hi, Gabby, let's go to eat something at the Key eF Cee."
"Sorry, Claude, I never eat Kentucky Fucking Chicken!

by Gaboantsa November 16, 2011

Kentucky Mother Fucker

(KMF) 2 liter of Mountain dew(or other preferred beverage), drank down to the label, half of the empty space filled with vodka(or more, no less), with two kool aid pouches(or other drink mix) of desired flavor added. Get Drunk.

One Kentucky Mother Fucker for the night, please.

by Cak3 June 1, 2010

Kentucky wind tunnel

This is when you insert your nose inside a girls pussy and blow air out your nose until she queefs it back out onto your face.

You should have seen my hair after I gave that chick a Kentucky wind tunnel last night.

by Jack-Meholf July 27, 2010

Kentucky Guzzler

A sexual act: When a guy cums into a girls mouth, and he makes her gargle his load while he tickles he throat.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear Mike gave Julia a Kentucky Guzzler?
Guy 2: No way! I've been trying to get your mom to do that for months!

by CFM28 April 14, 2009

kentucky fried cramp

massive cramp when one has eaten to much KFC

Andrew: Damn man I've got a kentucky fried cramp

Eric: That's what you get for eating all that KFC!!

by Big Brown EEEEEEEE December 14, 2010

Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.

Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.

by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010

Kentucky Chinstrap

When someone rests their chin on a man's testicles while the man repeatedly hits them in the face with his erect penis.

Jim: Hey, can I give you a Kentucky Chinstrap?

Abby: I've never tried it, but it sounds like fun!

(Abby puts her chin on her Jim's testicles. Jim starts hitting her with his penis)

Wife: This... is... not... what... I was... thinking... dammit, Jim!

by The Graham Cracker November 11, 2011