kentucky mixup

combining two individually good alcoholic drinks to make one bad tasting alcoholic drink.

Too many kentucky mixups.

by jphillips767 March 18, 2011

Kentucky Suitcase

When you do not own a real suitcase so you use a pillowcase.

I am going to bring my Kentucky suitcase to the camping trip.

by makeallhoesirrelivent April 2, 2013

Kentucky Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and smoke an opioid pill (preferably Oxycontin) off of a piece of tinfoil, inhaling the smoke through a pen cap or other plastic tube.

Damn, Chris is a straight fiend. He told me he has a Kentucky Breakfast every morning just to keep his hands from shaking while he drinks his coffee.

by doctadoseydose February 6, 2017

Kentucky Thumb

The act of inserting one's thumb into "bleeding" / "open" cavity of oneself.

Hey Becky, I know it's that time of the month and I was wondering if you would settle for the

"Kentucky Thumb" tonight?

by Clydex May 20, 2021

Kentucky Mudslide

A Kentucky Mudslide is afterbirth of anal sex. It is the jizz/shit mixture that is involuntarily farted out of the woman's anus and on to the bed sheets after a man ejaculates in her ass.

Tom: "I heard that Katie is a freak, she toss your salad or what?"

Mike: "Dude, I gave that bitch a Kentucky Mudslide and it totally fucked up her new white bedspread!"

by TommyD53 March 23, 2009

Kentucky Eel

Kentucky Eel

When a hillbilly lubes up his dong with motor oil drippings from his pickup and fucks a mule.

"Dang, Klem! That-there bacon lube shore got Biff more slippery than a Kentucky eel!"

by Noer May 3, 2012

kentucky steamboat

When a person is taking a shower. Another person will sneak in and start taking a shit without the other person knowing. When your done shut the door and the person will have a nice surprise waiting 4 them after a couple minutes in the shower with steam. LOL

Hey we just kentucky steamboat mike and he had to run out of the bathroom.

by syevieeejb killer November 19, 2011