Kung Fu Poo 

The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.

Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.

Kung Fu Poo by David14 April 6, 2023

Kung Fu Flop 

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

Kung Fu Flop by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Kung fu flop 

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

Kung fu flop by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Kung-Fu Goon 

Kung-Fu Goon an old person who thinks the win and succeed in life fighting in chat rooms

Kung-Fu Goon is trolling people again and she’s a champion

Kung-Fu Goon by VileGay September 21, 2023

Kung-Fu Fire Palm 

When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.

He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.

Kung-Fu Fire Palm by Drahky96 October 17, 2023

Kung fu Dumpling 

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.

Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!

Kung fu Dumpling by Punky K January 21, 2024

kung_fu_1 

Wisest man in all of hypixel skyblock, predicted the great upbringing of wither scrolls along with many other sudden changes and things in the stock market people rumor he pays the rotschilds to manipulate the prices then say he predicted it.

dude kung_fu_1 just predicted the stock of stonks x7 in price we better go buy some...

kung_fu_1 by fizzlevel February 14, 2024