kinky koala

A sexual position involving a short woman, and a tall skinny man. The woman represents the Koala. The man represents a Tree. The Koala climbs the Tree, latched with all fours, then the Tree proceeds to stick his branch into the Koala, therefor leading to intense orgasm for both parties.
See also - Climbing Vine

Last night I met up with this freaky short girl, and she proceeded to go all Kinky Koala on me. That shit was hot!

by pseudowho? August 11, 2014

dusty koala

When you cum on a girl's hair an it looks like a koala that's been in the outback dust storm.

Jim: dude, she blew me so good I came in her hair!
Rodney: my man! You have her a dusty koala!

by Vinnyitsvinny2 May 9, 2018

koala dick

A super big sexy ass mother fucking dick

Jesus Christ you have a koala dick

by Big dick guy October 6, 2015

Caramello Koala

When an older woman with a hairy vagina wants to have sex with ypu in the backyard.

Hey John, id really love a caramello koala

by Razor24 October 28, 2020

Darla Koala

An Australian women who was courageous enough to give the almighty CarterSMK/Rinissin a badge in the Poké Daxi discord server. Carter, with his godlike and his minion philip27 powers will soon Take Poké Daxis position on youtube and the Poké Daxi discord server. Carter is epic,

Darla Koala made CarterSMK the man that he is

by Carter Poki Daxi mod also badg October 15, 2021

Koalas to the Max

A very entertaining and satisfying website that allows you to make pictures of koalas. You'll want to finish, but you won't.

I'm doing a koalas to the max right now.

by 1:38 October 18, 2018

Koala Flow

When one's self is getting ready to nap, rest, or sleep for a long duration of time.

Chris: Yo Pat, you wanna go hang out man?
Pat: Nah bro I'm on my Koala Flow.
Chris: Damnnnn iight I'll catch you later man.
Pat: ZzZzZzZzZ

by Master Watcher October 6, 2011