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kms

An abbreviation for “Kill myself”. While it could most definitely mean “I want to kill myself”, it’s mostly used amongst gen-z as a way to express a deep hate, regret, or frustration against something; teenagers and young adults don’t wanna deal with the overwhelming experience of life, and it’d such a universal feeling right now that almost everyone understands “kms” as “I’m tired of this, I can’t stand this, oh my fucking goodness”
Example 1: I’m gonna kms if we have to take that test
Example 2: Ugh, I’m gonna kms I lost another round of *enter game people like*
Example 3: She’s so annoying; she makes me wanna kms
by GreitBean333 October 10, 2023
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13177 km/s

is a code for "I will kill myself".
Juliette didn't love him no more.
-> Mars put his status to 13177 km/s
by deadalex March 27, 2024
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KMS

KMS stands for the name of the YouTube Sensation: "Killer Keemstar", who hosts a YouTube show called: "Drama Alert".
"KMS is a filthy gnome who steals money from Donald Trump."
by IxXThe_IlluminatiXxI October 20, 2018
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kms

L: whats the formula again?
O: kms or km/s
by female woman June 24, 2023
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KMS Tirpitz

Tirpitz was the second Bismarck-class battleship built for Nazi Germany's navy during the Second World War. Named after Grand Admiral Tirpitz, the architect of the Imperial Navy Like her sister ship Bismarck Tirpitz was armed with a main battery of eight 15 in guns in four twin turrets. After a series of wartime modifications, she was 2000 tones heavier than Bismarck, making her the heaviest battleship ever built by a European navy.

in early 1941, Tirpitz served as the center piece of the Baltic Fleet intended to prevent a break-out of Soviet Baltic Fleet. In early 1942, the ship sailed to Norway to act as a deterrent against an Allied invasion.in Norway, Tirpitz was also intended to be used to intercept Allied convoys to the Soviet Union, . Tirpitz acted as a fleet in being, forcing the British Royal Navy to retain significant naval forces in the area to contain the battleship.
In September 1943, Tirpitz, along with Scharnhorst, bombarded Allied positions on Spitzbergen, the only time the ship used her main battery in an offensive role. then the ship was damaged in an attack by British submarines air raids. in 1944, British bombers with "Tallboy" bombs 3 hits that caused the ship to capsize rapidly. A fire spread to the magazine for her main battery turrets, which an explosion. between 950 to 1,204 crew members died Between 1948 and 1957, the wreck was scraped by a joint Norwegian and German salvage operation.
my dick is the size of the kms Tirpitz
by Ussr 2023 April 8, 2024
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KMS

KMS : kiss my soulmate

Can be utilised when you accidentally use personality A with friend group B. Works through text mostly.
Or just when you actually want to kiss your soulmate.
A : I'm so done. Imma kms.
B : Lmao why would you kys?
A : I can't kiss my soulmate in peace or what?
B : Wha-
by Fwench April 1, 2023
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