Kev

An extremely gay and horny individual who enjoys humping random strangers

You're so kev

by JengaRale May 3, 2024

cheers kev

When someone says something very boring or completely irrelevant say to them "cheers kev"

Kieran: Wish I wrote a diary when I was younger

James: Cheers Kev

by Dirty dog nonce July 14, 2016

Kev

Nonce

“He’s such a nonce! I bet his names Kev!”

by Stevodevo December 15, 2019

kev kev

a little chicken nugget

Kev kev is so yummy!

by hghgfhgh February 22, 2024

Kev

Living in your parent's home after they've left it.

Frank and Mary have retired to the Cotswolds, so he's doing a Kev back at his old gaff.

by Gideon S February 21, 2019

Kev Lar

Kev Lar is a totally hetro man who likes to trigger liberals.

Those liberals hate to debate Kev Lar on the facts because they know he's right and his logic like his name are bulletproof.

by Royal rampager October 2, 2018

kev murison

Guy who is unsure of his sexuality. Likes ski holidays (booked purposely to avoid new years, therefore irritating his gf), tight on electricty bills (turns off heaters in winter), bulemic, fancies blondies with back combed hair and cam, has a tendency to wear lederhosen and spank himself. Smokes like a gay.

Girl number 1: Wow did you see that guy with the leder hosen spankin himself eating a bratwurst?
Girl number 2: Yeah he looks like such a kev murison

by feegina December 11, 2010