Keaton

A tall, blond or redhead who has a HUGE dick and is really nice, he is a good friend and has a lot of friends, he is a really good kisser and he is super committed

Girl 1: did you see that guy, he is soooo hot
Girl 2: yeah, I bet his name is Keaton

by theoneandonlyguynameddavito June 3, 2018

Keaton

Keaton is a nice guy who tends to get carried away a bit too much. This guy doesn't get mad easily but watch out for the hurricane when he does.

Keaton is also known to have touched kids and been involved in the act of paedophilia. Watch out when near him

Keaton is a nonce who touches kids. Watch out!

by SuperSonny7 December 4, 2020

Michael Keaton's Batman

One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.

Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"

by Jonathan-Ang October 31, 2017

Keaton

A black man in his early thirties that get on my everlasting nerves. However he is one of the greatest, confusing, gentlemen that I had ever met.

May peace, love, greatness, and blessings follow Keaton all the days of his life.

by #theworldsgreatest July 17, 2018

keaton

keaton is super gay and is another word for bent

person 1 ; hey dont you thing they looka bit keaton today

by ed reggie March 3, 2022

Keaton

a small industrial power tool used for detailing small batteries

"hey! can you pass me the Keaton? This battery node is a tad too loose"

by p0w3rt00ll0v3r398$ April 6, 2024

Keaton

The most perfect guy you’re bound to meet. he has beautiful brown eyes you can stare into for hours, georgeous fluffy brunette hair you can play with all day, a personality like none other, ABS, a heart that is willing to help you no matter the cost, and a smile that will lighten your mood.

Keaton is one of the nicest people I’ve ever met!

by yourlocaltaxcollector February 16, 2025