When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.
I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.
by The real W November 22, 2023
Buffy was always conceited but now that she's with the in crowd, she's an uptight little snob kabob.
by Joeloveskelly August 29, 2017
Two or more gay men sitting on a flag pole where it goes through their anus and out their mouth. This resembles the food.
Neighbor 1: What the hell!
Neighbor 2: What is it?
Neighbor 1: Brian and Rick are kabobing on my flag pole again!
Neighbor 2: Only fags kabob!
Neighbor 1: We should go bowling. Maybe when we come back they will be gone.
Neighbor 2: Alright.
Neighbor 2: What is it?
Neighbor 1: Brian and Rick are kabobing on my flag pole again!
Neighbor 2: Only fags kabob!
Neighbor 1: We should go bowling. Maybe when we come back they will be gone.
Neighbor 2: Alright.
by Jackoncracknmeth April 08, 2023
Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?
Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?
Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.
Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?
Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.
Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
by The Original Agahnim January 06, 2022