Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A swear word a million billion times worse than "Guff". First used by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.

"Eat shit! You Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt".

by Leeroy80 October 11, 2005

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

cock juggling thunder cunt

The best insult to anyone, ever.

1: hey
2: YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!
1:(sniffle)

by TestamenTT September 7, 2008

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Used in the famous movie "Blade Trinity" by Ryan Renold's Character as an insult on one of his vampiric captors. it's just a basic insult that can be used on anyone when angry

Person 1: Did you get me that DVD then
Person 2: hmmm... No!
Person 1: You Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt!

by Bob Bobberson June 13, 2005

cock-juggling-thunder-cunt

The funniest damn thing I've ever heard in my life...too bad it had to come from something so mainstream.

You're a cock-juggling-thunder-cunt...bitch.

by BeAverHed May 29, 2005

Nut juggling thunder cunt

A girl that is a bitch/hoe/slut/Boppa at your lunch table and or work place. Has a great body from the feet up with either blond or brown hair. Wears extensive earings and lives in a gated community.

Wow that girls hot! (Freind1) Naa man that girls at Nut juggling thunder cunt, she sits at my lunch table. (Friend2) Oh thats a shame. (Friend1)

"At lunch table" Dude did you see the new Tosh.o last night?(Friend1) Omg why would you watch that show!(Nut juggling thunder cunt)

by nutbustn69 April 29, 2011

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

When out of other insults to use, this isult should be used in EPIC word battles ONLY! This is the greatest insult to ever be uddered from the mouth of man. Use it cautiously!

Word Battle Opponent: Man youre so fucking gay that you like cocks!

You: Oh yeah? Well... YOU'RE A COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!

Word Battle Opponent: Wow... you win.

by Tmarr August 28, 2006