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Johannes

A type of person who loves to share Hentai with others, despite nobody likes it or wants it to be shared with them.

He can also be an extremely annoying asshole if you don't add him into your Hangouts group in fear of him spamming Hentai.

If he is not allowed to join you in a game, he will find your server and will grief until you quit the game out of frustration.

He has many friends who are just like him and will gang up on you to do his bidding.

If you see a Johannes make sure you trust him before you invite him to your Hangouts.
#Johannes
by DapperIlluminatist June 7, 2018
mugGet the Johannesmug.

Johannes

Johannes is usually used for a dumb fuck that doesn't have a clue what is going on in the world and also a Johannes is a virgin
Johan is such a Johannes!
by PotKop September 29, 2021
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A filthy Johannes

When you are holding your sausage hostage in the school toilet, and a Mou walks in on you
"I accidentally did a filthy Johannes yesterday" said one guy to another "shit, did Mou like it though?"
by Jennefar February 28, 2022
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johanns

Johanns is a amazing person he doesn't get sleep because he worries about other people. Hes a good father. Hes caring ,kind,and funny but can get a little selfish. He's also addicted to video games
Johanns is a amazing person
by nhgfvnhgfc kfmas June 7, 2020
mugGet the johannsmug.

Johannes

English teacher at some german school, read the other definitions for his name here and thinks everything agrees w him.
if he reads this, we love u <3

LG and GaLieGrü
Johannes
by s.auer February 6, 2023
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Johanne

Johanne is the popular girl in school and quite possibly a secret agent. She’s either very white (in some cases) or very dark (in other cases) finding a Johanne is very rare to find as she takes things very seriously and doesn’t take crap from anybody. She is packed with passive aggressiveness and is a strong mighty bulldog!
Oh yeah that’s THE Johanne.
by 2 girls 1 Bathtub November 21, 2023
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