by VangStiv September 28, 2021
Johanne is the coolest person you'll ever meet. She is super stylish and has a great sense of humor. Taking on her daily life in Northern Europe Johanne is very dedicated to whatever she is doing while she also does everything with ease. Johannes are also born with great athletic skills which definitely pays off when you see their smoking hot bodies.
Friend 1: "Omg I wish I was Johanne"
Friend 2: "Me too, she's just so good at everything"
Friend 1: "Exactly, and super hot too!"
Friend 2: "Me too, she's just so good at everything"
Friend 1: "Exactly, and super hot too!"
by johannelover November 24, 2021
He is sutch a Johannes
by HHFHGFDYTFTDF January 10, 2022
A tall, skinny and well dressed guy that you might not fall in love with at first, but at second sight. He is handsome, but not in an ordinary way. It may take some time for others to realise how beautiful he actually is. But after a while, he makes everyone absolutely obsessed with him.
He is outgoing, interesting and might appear a little weird. But that only contributes to his complex personality.
With him, you are never bored. But be careful, he likes to play.
He is outgoing, interesting and might appear a little weird. But that only contributes to his complex personality.
With him, you are never bored. But be careful, he likes to play.
by Hamletthesecond June 19, 2023
by tubboStan February 22, 2021
A beautiful and smart guy, who impress girls with his giant penis.
Every one likes him because of his inteligence.
Every one likes him because of his inteligence.
Boy: Hi my name is Vincent, i am a friend of Johannes Ohrem!
Girl: You know Johannes?
Boy: Yes! Wanna go out for dinner?
Girl: No! but could you tell Johannes, my name?
Boy: määä! as you wish!
Girl: You know Johannes?
Boy: Yes! Wanna go out for dinner?
Girl: No! but could you tell Johannes, my name?
Boy: määä! as you wish!
by johannes1608n November 08, 2017
Johann is a player how is one of the most incredible game maker of all time. His touch is unbelievable. His shooting is strong as fuck but but the ball go straight up to the moon. Johann got a body like a beast. At fridaynights Johann performed in his mood. If he start running nobody can caught him cause he is the G.O.A.T. Johann is a motherfucking god.
Johann the player.
by Cactusjack999 November 25, 2021