A show on MTV that reveals to the world why New Jersey residents hate Bennies. Unlike them, we don't say New Joizy or call it the Jersey Shore. It's either the shore if you live in Jersey, or if you're a local, the beach. The show features 8 guidos and guidettes. They have never been to the shore, and some of them have never even been to New Jersey. But to them, Seaside is Heaven on Earth. Watch as they get drunk, get laid, and trash Seaside Heights. While your at it, maybe you can learn a couple things about tanning, fist pumps and hair gel.
Kid: Hey man, did you watch Jersey Shore last night?
Other Kid: Hell yea dude, right after my tan. *FIST PUMP*
Other Kid: Hell yea dude, right after my tan. *FIST PUMP*
by Jersey Boy15 December 10, 2009
An alcoholic drink. Name based on "Jersey City," the place where it was created. Drink contains vodka, Sprite, Cranberry juice cocktail, and a lime. It's on ice. Itz kinda like a cozmo, only SHITTIER!
by thomspon10 November 22, 2006
As defined, Jersey Worthy refers to an average professional sports player, specifically a player no one has heard of or knows by name, whom plays so well that a fan is compelled to pay 150 bucks for that players authentic jersey.
Nate Robinson scored 24 points in the fourth quarter to bring the Bulls from a 16 point deficit and beat the Brooklyn Nets. He is Jersey Worthy.
Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.
Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.
by GoochFace April 28, 2013
process of performing anal sex while the person recieving purposefully shits on the penis of the other
dude 1. whats it called when a chick shits on ur dick
dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide
dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide
by jfrco September 23, 2013
A female who chases after, and typically performs sexual favors for male athletes, regardless of his looks or skills.
by soccerajr January 22, 2007
A girl who claims to not be on crack, but is obviously on a large amount of it. She enjoys creeping on others in public, not caring who listens or sees. She is extremely crazy and loves attention and being different. She clearly has LOTS of issues such as asthma and being bipolar. You may find her lurking the streets with a megaphone. She also enjoys saying phrases that make others uncomfertable such as; "I'm going to stalk your babies" with a wink ;)
That Jersey Crackbaby is off the wall. She pushed me aside in school and told me that her dad made her shove glass in her vagina.
by Mynameisalbert November 10, 2012
Crossing more than 3 lanes of traffic in a vehicle without pausing or using a turnsignal, usually to get to an exit.
by bdguyjersey March 16, 2006