Total Jefferson

1. A compulsive Liar,
2. Someone culpable or verbal diarrhea.

See that David Cameron?, he's a total total fucking Jefferson.
Don't listen to that total Jefferson, mate.

by anonymous_1969 March 20, 2013

A Jeffrey

Similar to a 'Spliff', a jeffrey consists of many other drugs including marajuana, crushed up E's, opium, Heroine, Angel dust etc. There is not a set drug ratio for the Jeffrey it is decided by the producer of the Jeffrey.

Recently featured in the new movie Get Him to the Greek.

A Jeffrey

by Natedawg18 June 29, 2010

Jeffrey ryan

When a person masturbates onto his hotdog while watching any Brad Pitt movie then eats said hot dog.

"Hey Jon. You ever see fight club? I was watching it the other day and it was so good I had to jeffrey ryan"

by Tdurden December 11, 2014

Jeff Bozos

Bezos got rich by being smart, Bozos got smart by being dumb.

if you were a rich person your name would be JEFF BOZOS

by JonesGotBones February 15, 2022

Dirty Jeff

Lying on one's back while a female sits on your face. Oral sex is then performed on her. The key is to be a black belt in tongue fu. Her secretions then become heavier and heavier until they fill your lungs causing asphyxiation

After a long night of the Dirty Jeff, I am having problems breathing, but my girlfriend is very happy.

by Connielingus April 22, 2007

JEFF BECK

one of the greatest guitar players ever. one of the first guitar players to use fuzztone and feedback 1965 or 66.a true great of rock guitar playing. at almost 60 years old becks guitar playing keeps getting better.jeff beck a true talent and legend.

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Jeffrey

Used to describe incredibly sexy, mature and attractive gentleman. Girls are attracted automatically to people named Jeffrey. These people grow up to be successful in every aspect of life; and is the core from which jealousy has derived from in men.

Can also be used as an adjective to describe the highest level of sexiness

(n) I wish I was as good as Jeffrey
(adj) You are so Jeffrey

by Iammom.iamright February 28, 2012