1) to take something young and make it look and feel old
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something
by Jasonater March 15, 2010
Get the jasperedmug. 1.Jasperate- When a man posses a tear in his urethra and ejaculates, expelling a mixture of blood and seman.
2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.
2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.
"Did you hear what happened to Mary? Billy totally Jasperated on her back!"
"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."
"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."
by Honest Dave February 11, 2009
Get the Jasperatemug. by Dan Solo July 18, 2008
Get the jaspermug. 1. A chubby guy with floppy hair who picks on his really hot friend.
2. The act of having dirty fantasies about people you know.
2. The act of having dirty fantasies about people you know.
Guy 1: Dude, I called three times last night. Why didn't you answer?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was jaspering.
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was jaspering.
by SexyMamacita October 10, 2006
Get the jaspermug. by sally johnson22 April 2, 2010
Get the jaspermug. A fat asshole who has no life with anyone and is deeply obsessed with redheads and midgets this will mean that a Jasper has no future with any girl and will be either gay or lonely for the rest of his life. Upon meeting a Jasper, it is good to know that his weaknesses are his self-esteem and any relationship problems including redheads.
person a: Why are you squishy my booty? You wouldn't happen to be a Jasper, would you?
Person B: (Nods head slowly.
Person B: (Nods head slowly.
by UKnowWhoIAm750 December 4, 2019
Get the jaspermug. hes the biggest nerd you will meet. you will be able to beat the crap out of him easily he will probabaly have glasses.
jasper is the biggest nerd
by somerandomguy8===D November 30, 2018
Get the jaspermug.