jaspered

1) to take something young and make it look and feel old
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something

Jack was totally jaspered after he hurt his back skiing.

by Jasonater March 15, 2010

Jasperate

1.Jasperate- When a man posses a tear in his urethra and ejaculates, expelling a mixture of blood and seman.

2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.

"Did you hear what happened to Mary? Billy totally Jasperated on her back!"

"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."

by Honest Dave February 11, 2009

jasper

A fly honey,sexy woman or girl.
Can also be used as Jaspy Jasp.

"Check out that little Jasper."

"That's a nice little Jaspy Jasp."

by Dan Solo July 18, 2008

jasper

1. A chubby guy with floppy hair who picks on his really hot friend.

2. The act of having dirty fantasies about people you know.

Guy 1: Dude, I called three times last night. Why didn't you answer?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was jaspering.

by SexyMamacita October 10, 2006

jasper

a guy with a really big head who is black but looks or acts a little white.

girl: why are you such a loser?
guy: cuz......imma jasper

by sally johnson22 April 2, 2010

jaspered

to jizz ones pants while dancing

Jasper jaspered his pants while dancing with Lexi, his homecoming date.

by Jasper Shan December 28, 2008

jasper

A fat asshole who has no life with anyone and is deeply obsessed with redheads and midgets this will mean that a Jasper has no future with any girl and will be either gay or lonely for the rest of his life. Upon meeting a Jasper, it is good to know that his weaknesses are his self-esteem and any relationship problems including redheads.

person a: Why are you squishy my booty? You wouldn't happen to be a Jasper, would you?
Person B: (Nods head slowly.

by UKnowWhoIAm750 December 4, 2019