jaspered

1) to take something young and make it look and feel old
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something

Jack was totally jaspered after he hurt his back skiing.

by Jasonater March 16, 2010

Jasperate

1.Jasperate- When a man posses a tear in his urethra and ejaculates, expelling a mixture of blood and seman.

2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.

"Did you hear what happened to Mary? Billy totally Jasperated on her back!"

"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."

by Honest Dave February 11, 2009

jasper

A fly honey,sexy woman or girl.
Can also be used as Jaspy Jasp.

"Check out that little Jasper."

"That's a nice little Jaspy Jasp."

by Dan Solo June 05, 2005

jasper

1. A chubby guy with floppy hair who picks on his really hot friend.

2. The act of having dirty fantasies about people you know.

Guy 1: Dude, I called three times last night. Why didn't you answer?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was jaspering.

by SexyMamacita October 09, 2006

jasper

a guy with a really big head who is black but looks or acts a little white.

girl: why are you such a loser?
guy: cuz......imma jasper

by sally johnson22 April 02, 2010

jaspered

to jizz ones pants while dancing

Jasper jaspered his pants while dancing with Lexi, his homecoming date.

by Jasper Shan May 27, 2007

jasper

hes the biggest nerd you will meet. you will be able to beat the crap out of him easily he will probabaly have glasses.

jasper is the biggest nerd

by somerandomguy8===D December 01, 2018