Jakob Greer

A sarcastic hot guy who makes tiktoks and makes people laugh.Oh and he does cool flips and shit

Jakob Greer’s cool so ye

by Kaylee:) November 2, 2020

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Jakob Woods

A humongous nigga with a big dick penetrates your mum with eas ez ez ez ez no problem

Sadiq "Omg Jakob Woods I heard he has a 100 metre cock I wish I could be him"

by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum May 31, 2021

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The most badass individual to ever walk the world. Not someone you want to fight because they will punch you multiple times in the face and slam you to death. If you don't make him mad he will friend you and you will have many years of friendship. He is someone that you can always count on and usually thinks he is right about anything and if you say he is wrong he will try and grapple you.

Bro its Jakob savage don't do something stupid I don't want to be slammed to death.

by Thebest9019 December 21, 2016

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Jakob Math

The unkown act of incorrectly adding numbers or rules, to your advantage.

Usually related to Role PLaying Games.

Bob finds three rules for his RPG, all of which add +2 to a skill for his Character. Bob is very happy with his new found power.
However, he failed to read that more than one of these rules cannot be given to a singal character.

4+4=16

by Bob Smith February 13, 2004

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Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob The Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey! Stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

by Fat Rabbit July 24, 2006

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