Jakob Woods

A humongous nigga with a big dick penetrates your mum with eas ez ez ez ez no problem

Sadiq "Omg Jakob Woods I heard he has a 100 metre cock I wish I could be him"

by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum May 31, 2021

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Jakob Cox

A absolutely amazing guy who is always there for someone when they need it, no matter what life problems you have he’ll always be there he seems to always fall for the short girl even tho he is so tall. If you ever come across a Jakob keep him forever. Jakobs are usually the funniest guy in the room and knows how to crack everyone up.

Woah have you seen that Jakob cox guy his got to be atleast 6’5 why is he dating that 4’11 girl

by Jakob coxxx August 11, 2021

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Jakob Cox

Jakob Cox is a one of a kind guy he is so nice and is always there, Jakob is usually quiet sporty. Jakob Cox is usually the funniest guy in the room and can cheer anyone up. Jakob always seems to fall for the short girls despite how tall he is.

His super funny and is a guy you never lose keep him close. He is an honest guy.

Jakob Cox is so cool look how short his girlfriend is

by Jakob coxxx August 11, 2021

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Jakob Math

The unkown act of incorrectly adding numbers or rules, to your advantage.

Usually related to Role PLaying Games.

Bob finds three rules for his RPG, all of which add +2 to a skill for his Character. Bob is very happy with his new found power.
However, he failed to read that more than one of these rules cannot be given to a singal character.

4+4=16

by Bob Smith February 13, 2004

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Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob The Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey! Stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

by Fat Rabbit July 24, 2006

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