Judas Dart

A Judas dart is a cigarette that exceeds all expectations, also known as dart of the day. Usually rolled from a crisp new pouch of port royal tobacco.
Person 1: "hows that durrie treat you mate?"
Person 2, in absolute dart euphoria: "mate this is it, the fucking judas dart"
Person 1: "wow"
by Dartanya April 12, 2018
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Judas Kiss

When you shit a little bit, and then press your ass stamp on a religious artifact
“Tom totally gave that church window a nasty Judas Kiss, it was right on the mouth!”
by Scarlett Blowhandjob April 23, 2023
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Judas a guy who everyone loves sometimes he’s a bit down so every may 21 give some love to your friend Judas
Friend: OMG IS THAT JUDAS
other friend: yea why?
Friend: todays national Judas appreciation day

Other friend: oh let’s go appreciate him
*runs up to Judas and gives him gifts and stuff*
by A local freak May 22, 2022
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judas juices

The sexual fluids released by a female who social standing with the church will never know about her "just the tip" experiences
Her judas juices flowed like the mighty Mississippi, everyone in the church knew that purity ring was just another lie. She had traded her purity for "just the tip."
by QDSFM September 03, 2016
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Judas jim

The cunt judas jim has just got me a death sentence. Not only helping himself but others who are in deep shit.
by TUPPE November 07, 2019
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Judas priest

Alexander Anderson, character from Hellsing series was refered to as judas priest
- He is Alexander Anderson!!
- Who?
- Judas Priest!
- Like that music band?
- THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!!
by Hakunaruma February 04, 2021
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Judas Priest

The best metal band to grace the planet along with Iron Maiden unlike artists today who sing about sex, drugs, and their relationship issues.
Judas Priest is the best planet that God has graced us with.
by UltimateDoge October 25, 2022
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