jealous old haggy bitch

An old woman who keeps her sons away from people, because she's jealous that she doesn't have her youth anymore.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.
Person 1: "Dude! his mom totally broke my wheels!" Person 2: "WHAT A JEALOUS OLD HAGGY BITCH!"
by ThisIsHowItsDone June 23, 2011
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Leon my bean jealous

It's been 47 days yet I can't get you off my mind even though you have a girlfriend because I love you to the moon and back. No seriously I even love you to Pluto and back but you don't love me too, I would give up everything for you but you won't do that too, I just wanna kiss and hug you, I wanna reassure you, tell you that you'll be alright and that I love you, well anyway this is the message I was going to send you, I guess it's pointless now tho as if you saw it you would probably show her, your girlfriend I mean, oh god I'm jealous of her, she's so beautiful and kind and most of all she has you and your precious addictive heart.
I'm guessing you found this from searching Leon my bean but instead you've got Leon my bean jealous sorry x.
by His_beanie July 13, 2023
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A post on a Daddy's Facebook wall that might appear innocent but it's wording portrays a troubled person with insecurities and deep-seeded jealously against the new woman in daddy's life.

The posting is meant to hurt daddy's girlfriend and cause trouble in the relationship. Usually the post will imply that daddy is still in love with her mother and that there is something going on behind the girlfriend's back.

It is a mean and passive aggressive and is a sign of someone who needs to get a life and possibly therapy and let her daddy live his own life.
Jealous of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts:

"Omg I can stop cracking up listening too my parents talk on voxer there too funny. Oh Kip & Fondi what a love story."

***Kip and Fondi (or LaFonda) being "pet names" used during her parents' short, miserable marriage.***
by NotYourMama May 13, 2012
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An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.
loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?
by purplebrownday July 05, 2011
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Spoon jealous

The act of getting jealous of not making tips because you don't have a penis.
Kyla was so spoon jealous when she didn't make enough tips at the bar.
by memerrrrr August 14, 2011
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Jealous-Type

A word men termed for ladies to misdirect them when they are caught in a lie or called out for having multiple women
Girl; Why can’t I ever reach you after 9pm
Guy: I go to bed early, I see you’re the jealous-type huh?
by Tambercue February 04, 2024
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Jealous Arlo

He is stinky and is fake. But he is also nice sometimes only to 2 people.
Nobody likes examples. Jk Jealous Arlo is everybodys rolemodel
by ilikecatsbctheyareyummy September 18, 2020
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