An old woman who keeps her sons away from people, because she's jealous that she doesn't have her youth anymore.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.
by ThisIsHowItsDone June 23, 2011
Get the jealous old haggy bitchmug. It's been 47 days yet I can't get you off my mind even though you have a girlfriend because I love you to the moon and back. No seriously I even love you to Pluto and back but you don't love me too, I would give up everything for you but you won't do that too, I just wanna kiss and hug you, I wanna reassure you, tell you that you'll be alright and that I love you, well anyway this is the message I was going to send you, I guess it's pointless now tho as if you saw it you would probably show her, your girlfriend I mean, oh god I'm jealous of her, she's so beautiful and kind and most of all she has you and your precious addictive heart.
I'm guessing you found this from searching Leon my bean but instead you've got Leon my bean jealous sorry x.
by His_beanie July 13, 2023
Get the Leon my bean jealousmug. A post on a Daddy's Facebook wall that might appear innocent but it's wording portrays a troubled person with insecurities and deep-seeded jealously against the new woman in daddy's life.
The posting is meant to hurt daddy's girlfriend and cause trouble in the relationship. Usually the post will imply that daddy is still in love with her mother and that there is something going on behind the girlfriend's back.
It is a mean and passive aggressive and is a sign of someone who needs to get a life and possibly therapy and let her daddy live his own life.
The posting is meant to hurt daddy's girlfriend and cause trouble in the relationship. Usually the post will imply that daddy is still in love with her mother and that there is something going on behind the girlfriend's back.
It is a mean and passive aggressive and is a sign of someone who needs to get a life and possibly therapy and let her daddy live his own life.
Jealous of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts:
"Omg I can stop cracking up listening too my parents talk on voxer there too funny. Oh Kip & Fondi what a love story."
***Kip and Fondi (or LaFonda) being "pet names" used during her parents' short, miserable marriage.***
"Omg I can stop cracking up listening too my parents talk on voxer there too funny. Oh Kip & Fondi what a love story."
***Kip and Fondi (or LaFonda) being "pet names" used during her parents' short, miserable marriage.***
by NotYourMama October 22, 2012
Get the Jealous Of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Postsmug. An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.
by purplebrownday July 6, 2011
Get the Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?mug. When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.
by Foxy McHound December 28, 2018
Get the Jealous Susanmug. Jealous is when u miss one person every day. U have to see the one with other friends and u don't know what u did wrong. Especially when the one has friend(s) who are pretty, sassy, perfect body, and u just wanna scream "back the *piiiiiiiip* off" 😶😙 so u act like a f*ucking b*tch 😔 to cover how jealous u really are. Sometimes u pretend to be the best who doesn't care because u r better than the world, to avoid being stoopid. All females can relate to that feeling....I hope....a little.
L: "I will smack ya in the face"
Not L: "Being a friend"
L: "So sorry" 😢 *walks away, jealous* (for a day or two....)
Not L: "Being a friend"
L: "So sorry" 😢 *walks away, jealous* (for a day or two....)
by IRestMyCase March 18, 2020
Get the Jealousmug. 