jalapeno pussy

A term for a girl with an STD (most of time its hepatitis) = (simple terms) burning pussy

Rhonda: I went to the doctor and it seems I have hepatitis
Jerk: ha you got jalapeno pussy

Rhonda: shut up you fuckboy

Jerk: ........

by URFAVDEFINER May 23, 2016

Jalapenis

A penis that is hot, spicy and you want it in your mouth.

"That jalapenis was so hot, I could barely keep it in my mouth"

by Lady123456 January 20, 2009

Jalepeno Popper

A sexual act which begins with the doggy style position. The male is to insert a wad of smokeless tobacco i.e. Skoal, Big Red, etc. With the curvature that the female forms during this sexual act the male then begins to spit on her back. Once a small pool has formed, he then dips his thumb into said pool of tobacco spit, and shoves it up her ass.

Dude, did you jalepeno popper that random chick last night?

by Karate In The Garage May 14, 2011

Jalapeño

A strong man who has the biggest heart and is always making those around him smile. A jalapeño, is an amazing lovah, cuddler, kisser and dork- along with so many other highly desired attributes. A jalapeño mates with one lovah a life time.

Elias is a jalapeño who found his lovah, Natalie.

by Dessert Cart Queen May 23, 2019

jalapeno

A big boned white girl, with a big butt, that a man of latin descent longs for, to make the salsa.

Oh man, look at the jalapeno! I want to make some salsa with her.

That jalapeno would make some great salsa.

by sassywillow45 December 28, 2011

jalapeno asshole

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

by Marcus May 13, 2005

jalapeno popper

1. A mixed drink in which the ingredients consist of chilled semen and salsa, preferably hot. This particular refreshment is usually order shaken not stirred.

1.ok ok one more shot only if its a jalapeno popper... frank the tank! frank the tank!
2. My boyfriend didn't cum and i'm thirsty for some ejaculation. Barkeep, i'll take a jalapeno popper on the rocks.

by Cunt Lips October 23, 2004