Ivan

A boy who 'only has good looking friends' and believes he is the best person in the world. He is verging on a narcissistic sociopath and is never seen without a girl on his arms. He loves movies and will never let you sit through a movie without it being stopped so he can explain it to you. You can either find him at the cinema or smoking weed in the park with his friends

person in the cinema- "That arsehole keeps pausing the movie"

Ivan-(saying something f***ing irrelevant)

by livinonmars_downonearth January 8, 2020

Ivan

A gay russian nigga that like Fortnite

someone: I play Fortnite
Me: You are an Ivan

by IH8Everything April 29, 2020

Ivan

He kinda fat but funny made me a weeb but still a cool friend 😎

Ivan: breathes
Me: Ur fat Haha

by Expert Chicken 95 November 7, 2019

Ivan

A nigga that is ugly, a virgin, and not funny

Yo u a ivannn

by #A nigga wit a big dick October 16, 2019

Ivan

A Hoe ass bitch that talks shit and does nothing and will never meet Rose irl And a Dumb Motherfucker With a 2 cm long dick lmao I'm doing this bc u did one of me bitch

Ivan is a little bitch

by A KID Fucking Kid August 4, 2019

Ivanism

In a battle of wit during discussion on public forums, message boards, fb groups.. etc. an Ivanism is considered to be a truly weak response of the highest degree. A weak and unbalanced retort in which extreme cases of butthurt are revealed. An Ivanism is also known as a euphemism to the expression "foot in mouth" which in many cases may come back to haunt person (who in lost train of thought or just out of plain stupidity blurts out said Ivanism) at a later time, even much later.

Some Ivanisms are so epic in content that they warrant being saved and stored for future/educational purposes.

Littledick: Your newest entry attempt on UD does not embarrass me in the slightest, and to prove my point I will be sure to look it up and click on "DO NOT PUBLISH" for "I am a Senior Urban Dictionary Editor, that means I am God.... bow before me!"

Bigdick: I may not get my entry accepted into Urban Dictionary, but you have just given me this most precious moment for which I am eternally grateful. You not only gave me the perfect example for my newest entry, but your latest shriek has got to be your greatest Ivanism yet.

Thank you, Mr. Senior Editor @ Urban Dictionary, your inspiration is greatly appreciated and I have decided to give it another shot.

Sincerely, Bigdick

by Higzy Teflon November 29, 2010

ivan

the biggest black dick in the hood, bigger than cams what a fucking legend this man

ivan has a big dick

by nigerasaurus April 10, 2019