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Sir Cuntalot

Someone that lives their life being a cunt
John: I was just talking to Connor Jervies and he was a fucking cunt.

Peter: Yeh he is always like that most people call him 'Sir Cuntalot'
by Majority Population February 20, 2015
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Sir Awesome

A person with the highest degree of being Awesome.

Although it's now used as another word for cool, it literally means something that strucks awe. Something so amazing, one is in awe seeing it. But like I said, nowadays it's used just like cool.

The best person you will ever know
Hey look its Sir Awesome now the party can start ...
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Sir Wild

Sir Wild (wildy), a glorious leader, a heavy drinker, a listener of rammstein but most importantly the person you could look up to.
Sir Wild your a legend
by Jamesb R November 23, 2004
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Young Sir

what cool people call themselves when they are being modest. It makes them cooler to call themselves this.
Facebook Status: Person #1 is a young sir
Comment: Dude you are so cool
by definitionofdylan August 16, 2009
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Sir Charles

A great blow job. Derived from the conversation between Charles Barkley and a police officer during his now infamous DUI stop on December 31, 2008. According to the officer who wrote the report,

"He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
Girlfriend: "tell me what you want tonight. I want to please you baby."
Boyfriend: "Baby, I want a sir Charles tonight!"
Girlfriend: "What the hell is a sir Charles?"
Boyfriend: "A BJ. Not just any BJ...but, the best one I have ever had in my life!"
by Juggernaut 12 February 19, 2009
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Wankalot (sir)

a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot
that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot
by jaffaw July 15, 2009
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Sir Oink

A Sir Oink is usually a green figurine with "ok" written in black sharpie across his face. A Sir Oink is referred to as "Sir", because of its 3 years spent in medical school. They or It usually has attended quite some time to study the best uses for terms, also, as it is evident in his words. Annoying, bad, or ugly people are Plebs, and Good / Ok people are Squirps. It is very rare for the figurine to be holding a thumbs up. Lastly, a normal Sir Oink owns a minecraft server, and is very lay back.
This Sir Oink has sun rays around him
My Sir Oink has Sunglasses
My Sir Oink is holding his thumb up
by TobiG December 1, 2016
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