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IRS

1: Something that wants your money
2: Someone that wants your money
3: Instant Ripe Spaghetti or Spaghetti that is just right when cooked in an instant.
by SirSnyder February 1, 2020
mugGet the IRSmug.

The IRS

El Capones greatest enemy
SIr, THE IRS shot el capone
by Deep Vein Thrombosis November 11, 2022
mugGet the The IRSmug.

Konge-Ire

A unisex name. An amazing heart. Always wanting the best for others. Very skillful. Loves to joke around and have a great sense of humor.
Ohh, look at Konge-Ire
by Mimiso la la July 13, 2021
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Ire

it means ok
by anonymous August 20, 2023
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stop ir

The misspelling of "Stop It". The letter "R" is extremely close to the letter "T" on a keyboard and was accidentally pushed.
Haha OMG stop ir!!

"Haha OMG stop It!!"
by OMGUDIEDTOO June 1, 2018
mugGet the stop irmug.

the IRS

The IRS, also known as the Involuntary Robbery System, is a government corporation that makes you calculate your own taxes, pay half your income as taxes, and even if you get a tiny little inaccuracy in that calculation, you go bye bye to jail for "tax fraud"
"yo steve, he got sent to jail by the IRS for getting his calculation wrong by 4 cents, ya heard?"
by boeing747800 April 15, 2025
mugGet the the IRSmug.

single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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