Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

innocane

Being completely clueless to the current situation

Savannah was very innocane when it came to math

by Anonymousposer March 27, 2017

innocent bar stander

Person who works at a bar/pub that has to listen to peoples nonsense.

Jill didn't instigate anything she's just an innocent bar stander

by Drunk1 July 15, 2017

Innocent

Definetely not Mike.

Mike is not innocent.

by Mmdeiroz May 9, 2018

Innocent

Innocent is defined as a female whom is holy clean during a clothes during a heated interaction. The term innocent is only applied if the female was highly aroused during her menstrual cycle.

A girl during her period having dry sexual interaction is still considered innocent

by Abracadabrameow September 4, 2018

Innocent Mon

An innocent mon is someoneone who’s never going bock. They’ve often seen people died in front of their eyes.

Must be said in a strong Belfast accent.

A reference to Gerry Conlon from the film “In the name of the father”

Nobody: “I’m an innocent mon. I’m never going bock”

Friend : “ Aye I seen people died right infront of my fucking eyes, ya prod”

by _deafdave_ April 2, 2019

Innocent-Not-Really

When someone is a perceived goody goody but actually knows quite a bit of adult content that even some non- "innocent" people don't. They are often virgins, although sometimes people actually doubt how they are one based on their semi-extensive knowledge. The difference between an "innocent" and a pure innocent is an "innocent" won't always need to ask questions about certain euphemisms, but pure innocents often flat-out don't know it's implied or don't know what a euphemism is.

I am so "innocent".
There is no way you are innocent.
That's why it's in quotes you doi because I'm innocent-not-really
True though.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019