kitchen illiterate

A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.

Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!

by boyfriendofakitchilliterate September 8, 2011

illiterate cretin

An illiterate cretin is one of those dudes that ridicules nerds with the "Umm actually 🤓 " . You can encounter these horrid creatures in several comment sections in platforms such as TikTok or YouTube. When you're playing games, there's a chance you might encounter these cretins

Guy 1: "My username makes sense, your username doesn't"
Guy 2: "Well Insert word here is another term for insert word here, you illiterate cretin."

by uranium enjoyer January 22, 2024

Illiterate

If the words I am writing do not allude to the SAME EXACT ABSTRACTION... That exists in my head... Either YOU ARE READING IT WRONG... Or I AM WRITING IT WRONG... And there IS NO IN BETWEEN...

Hym "THEREFORE! If I am writing IN EXPLICIT TERMS... And I'm doing so CORRECTLY (Or in accordance with the language I'm using)... And the abstraction associated with the words I'm saying (Or writing) does not reside within your head... After reading the things I write... You are ILLITERATE... You could probably measure your EXACT LEVEL OF LITERACY... By measuring the extent to which the abstraction in your head... Aligns with the abstraction in MY head..."

A retard "He say he wants *blank* so I did the thing he wants (ironically)! Well, he said it! Not ME! I'm not Hym!"

by Hym Iam December 2, 2025

Illiterate

Someone who cannot discern the difference between "You're" and "Your"

You're illiterate because you said Your illiterate.

by The Legend aka your dad February 12, 2022

illiterate

a nigga that cant read or right that well

“t- the- the dog-“

“Damn stink! you illiterate fr”

by vtski July 7, 2022

computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, or my my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, because kodem koll I won't stand for it, you insulting me; I am a computer engineer, and two, i prefer the term father or dad. Even the expression old man won't do any longer. Now, young man, please improve your vocabulary, then come back and talk to me comme du monde.

by Sexydimma October 29, 2012

illiterate cretin

A derogatory term for people with lower intellect who mocks others that know more
They're the kinds of people to spam "Ermmm actually🤓🤓🤓" in a tiktok comment section

PeepeepoopooLover69: "Erm actually, the scientific name for the great white is Carcharodon carcharias
🤓🤓🤓"
Guy 1: "illiterate cretin"

by uranium enjoyer February 5, 2024