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Irritatin' Tug 'n' Pull

When your woman would rather jerk you off than sleep with you because she is irritated as fuck.
Bitch was so pissy last night, all I could get out of her was the irritatin' tug 'n' pull.
by zombunny November 5, 2010
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irrigational

When someone is deliberately irritating/winding someone up with the intention of causing an argument
Constantly talking during a film

Ged- Guess who she is married to/ Is divorced from/Has split up with/weren't they in that film bla bla bla? Etc...
Jane- I don't care, I have told you before-no talking during film and especially the dialogue- you're so bloody annoying!
Ged- Oh come on I know you love trivia-after all you are a woman!
Jane-Shut the f.... up and stop being so irrigational!
by Aquarius2010 June 28, 2010
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irritator

a person that irritates people
yasmeen is a irritator
by Ymcb July 17, 2016
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anacoluthonic irrigation

A literary technique used by writers too lazy to learn narrative skill, or even proper sentence construction. A practitioner employs it by flushing his brain of the longest coil of vaguely related ideas he can manage to squeeze out, then dumping it on a page with no coherent structure—often, without any punctuation at all.

This fetid stream of consciousness all too frequently bypasses the editorial treatment plant, instead spilling directly into the Sea of Literature, where swimmers caught in the noxious tide experience recurring, involuntary thoughts all broadly equivalent to "Why am I reading this?!"
Bob: Hey Mary, what are you reading?
Mary: Meh, just the latest in the flood of vampire novels aimed at teenage girls, by some writer keen to jump on the bandwagon. It's all first-person stream of consciousness though: it's not reading, so much as wading through the effluent from the author's anacoluthonic irrigation.
by shambulator April 27, 2010
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irritainment

Poorly interviewed and produced current affairs programs that are so biased you feel like throwing something at the TV
Did you see that "irritainment" piece they had about food coloring in childrens medicine on A Current Affair/ Today Tonight (insert program here) last night.
by D. Granger February 2, 2007
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engraved invitation

Bringing your video games to school is an engraved invitation for trouble.
by Light Joker May 15, 2006
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imitation nigger

Imitation nigger is what black people actually call themselves. According to them, the "real niggers are the white man and the white woman."
We are but imitation niggers.
by KristyT March 2, 2007
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