IRS agent

They steal the green

I hope that that IRS agent shoves a gun up his ass for stealing my green

by Commit tax evasion May 30, 2022

single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 26, 2018

Sper-ire Shot

When you cum into a shot of fireball and drink it.

My wife tied me to a chair and made me do a Sper-ire shot

by 3guyonright September 20, 2022

Irred

a word i made up
it means being so ill that you can't even sleep

i'm irred
oh you're irred?

by hazyhazry December 04, 2024

Iring

Coolest guy in the world

Iring is the coolest guy in the world

by Ikaruz November 22, 2021

IR

Internet relationship: a romantic relationship where the couple have not met.

Susan and I have a IR nd we will meet in two weeks.

by Ray freeman October 09, 2021

ir

Ir is the person you need in life. Friendly, sweet, a real friend. A fallen angel, indeed.

1: that's Ir! My friend!!
2: Lucky...

by Hi i guess ..... July 04, 2022